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I thought you said ‘don’t impersonate a liver’?
- my brother after I said… don’t impersonate Oliver
Wacky Warning Labels
On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log:
Caution — Risk of Fire.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a hair dryer:
Do not use in shower.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
On some frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
A wheel 13″ a wheelbarrow warns:
Not for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.
Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
Silly Putty package warning:
Not for use as earplugs.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Baby stroller warning:
Remove child before folding.
Household iron warns:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A fireplace lighter cautions:
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.
A hand held massager warns consumers:
Don’t use while sleeping or unconscious.
Warning on underarm deodorant:
Do not spray in eyes.
Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns
Do not drive with sun shield in place
Warning on a sharpening stone:
Knives are sharp, use with great care and with adult supervision at all times.
Bottle water label warns:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
On a box or rat poison
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a Domino’s Pizza box
Caution: Contents hot!
Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:
Do not use orally.
An electric cattle prods warns:
For use on animals only.
A can of air freshener warns:
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
Cheap rubber ball toy warning:
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Caution on a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Stamped on the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Instructions for an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.
On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:
Remove plastic before eating.
A TV remote controller warns:
Not dishwasher safe.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavored milk drink:
After opening, keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
On an infant’s bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.
On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.
On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a piano:
Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
On a child’s toy:
If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it
for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97.
On work gloves:
For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
On a palm sander:
Not to be used to sand palms.
On a calendar:
Use of term “Sunday” for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.
On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.
On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.
On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.
On a microscope:
Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
On children’s alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On a wet suit:
Capacity, 1.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open Other End.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
What has happened to this contry!!!
I just got this in a email from a good frined…and…it is to hard to believe…it is posible…story below
A women is under attack from the school where she works. First because her daughter was talking about God to a fellow classmate and then second because she sent a prayer request from her personal computer from her home asking for prayer, the school got their hands on this and she is being investigated and could lose her job over this private email.
What has happened to this country where free speech is not allowed even from the comforts of our own home? They care less about what evils a teacher looks at on-line in his own time, but this email is a possible cause for her to be fired.
We overlook the battle that we fight here. We are at war and there is no denying it. lend you voice to the prayer as we all lift her up and bathe her in prayer. Stand alongside your brothers and sisters, always standing, always praying, always fighting!
Fight the good fight,
original story
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” [laughs maniacally, then falls over dead]
- Vizzini
-The Princess Bride
Only the skilled can judge the skilfulness, but that is not the same as judging the value of the result.
- C. S. Lewis
British boy reportedly becomes a father at age 13 (AP)
Shared by theundecidedAP - He’s 13. He scarcely looks 10. And according to a British tabloid, he’s a father. Baby-faced and only 4 feet tall, the boy, Alfie, was just 12…
this is sad…just Sad!
Super Lampshade!
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